Something on the side?

Tiger Woods was really putting it about!

Wow. We had him down as a bread and butter, up at the crack of dawn on the links in plus-4s kinda guy. But now we know that his ‘extra practice’ was taking place nowhere near a fairway. In fact, you might say he was spending way more time in the rough.

And you can forget about a hole in one – he had a hole in 6! Six!!

That’s the number of women who have now gone public on affairs with Woods. As well as Rachel Uchitel and Jaime Grubb – Tiger was using his 1 wood on another Las Vegas party girl, a New York nightclubber and a waitress from Florida plus various other floozies who were dazzled by his putting ability.

(I can’t resist these gags – but fear not, only another couple of paragraphs to go!)

Anyway, this is the peril that serial offenders must run. Having an affair is one thing – and it’s conceivable you might get away with it – but trying to juggle 6 people at once is going to trip you up in the end.

And if you’re famous and the promise of a fat cheque is just a shag away, why wouldn’t you take advantage of some star’s loose fly.

Away from the joking though is the tale of a poor wife who married for love, has kept out of the spotlight and raised kids under the difficult circumstances of being married to one of the world’s most famous sportsmen. Spare a thought for her while you chuckle.

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