Serious Adultery

Lukasz Reszpondek: Adulterer, Murderer

As Neil Sedaka sagely noted, breaking up is hard to do.

That’s true of almost any relationship, but particularly hard if the person you want to break up with is ‘unofficial’. If you’re married and cheating, what do you do when if and when you want to end that side of your affairs?

It’s a toughie. They might be understanding, but if you’ve been nice to them and shown them love and affection they’ve failed to get elswhere, they might take umbrage when you start trotting out the “I’ve decided I need time to make my marriage work” cliches. Before you know it, they’ve gone Glenn Close on your ass and family pets are fetching up in the pressure cooker.

Lukasz Reszpondek, a Polish dairy worker living in London faced just that problem when some chick he was boning on the side started to get all uppity and threatening to tell his wife when he tried to break things of.

Reszpondek’s response was as time-honoured as it was stupid. He murdered her.

We don’t know what kind of dipshit is so scared of divorce that he goes and kills in an attempt to avoid it. Nor can we understand the thought processes of someone who thinks that murder is the way to get yourself out of a sticky hole. But there’s a lesson here for any would-be adulterer or bit-on-the-side. You might think you’re going into it with your eyes wide open, but you can never tell how things will work out…

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