Something on the side?

Ashley Cole a cheat. Who saw that coming?

London 24th February
Cheryl Cole has finally got around to separating from Ashley Cole. As a Leeds fan, I can’t say I’m too unhappy to see the weasel-faced little shitbucket getting his comeuppance for sleeping around. I mean… hell.. you’d cheat on Chery Cole?? Hello… mist mist… I am mad etc.

OK. Deep breaths. Onto the facts. Hot on the heels of John Terry’s confession of adultery, team mate Ashley Cole has been the subject of rumours before. In fact, Cheryl moved out of their home shortly after their marriage following the first public allegations of cheating. It seems that he’s blown his second chance after being caught in an affair whose details have yet to surface properly, but will no doubt involve machism

It’s perhaps no surprise to find that footballers are a veritable magnet for extra-marital sexual dealings. Young, rich and in their athletic prime, they are surrounded by an air of the disrepute as they lollygag around town, aflame with youth and barely attainable sex.

Of course, such people attract those who would use their own sexuality to get close to the money and the fame. The thrill of illicit sex leads people to risk everything for extra-marital sex with a perfectly average family man or woman, so the thought of a tautly muscled young sportsman sets feminine hearts pulsing. And with an array of beautiful young women prepared to fulfill any secret desires he might have had, who among is so simon-pure to be sure that we too wouldn’t fall prey to temptation?

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