Angelina Jolie thinks marital affairs are OK?
In your face, Pitt - Angelina says she might shag me. Kind of.
The big-lipped star of such classic films as Gia (which, frankly, we only know about because it has a some sensational lesbian sex scenes) and.. err… Tomb Raider has told a German magazine that having affairs is no big deal.
“I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards. Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other.”
I guess that’s fine and dandy when you’re rich as Croesus and have a great ass but it probably doesn’t translate well to normal people. It’s also not exactly a great message to pass onto the kids, I guess, because there’s no guarantee that they’ll end up with someone as ‘understanding’ when they come home reeking of other people’s sex.
On the plus side, I guess that means it’ll be fine to try out some chat-up lines on Angelina if she’s ever in town. I’m going for my all-time classic standby: “Are you a spanner? Every time I look at you my nuts tighten”. Whaddyathink?
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